Crissette

The past tense of Croissant.
When you have eaten the Croissant.

Friend: My Crissette I had for breakfast yesterday was really good!
Me: I kno right mine 2!

by Christian Grant and Erica Cobbs November 18, 2007

cripsticks

a slang word for crutches

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!

by njsur1786 August 4, 2011

cripsex

a lower east-side moorparkian gang that has ties to the ventura county mafia. the gang consists of only the coolest people in mesa verde, preferably 8th graders. the o.g.'s are named "treesex", "lovefoxxx", "nipplesex", and "starsex". people who are not cool enough to be in the cripsex's are called "bellybuttons"

"personally i think lovefoxxx is the prettiest girl in the entire cripsex"

by lovefoxxxx January 14, 2010

cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.

Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.

by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011

Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.

"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"

by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

crip-set

A very gay way to say "lets go". Or a crip way to say dip-set.

Homo #1 : Yo my nigga, ima crip-set outta here
Homo #1 : Ya me to... Lets all just crip-set outta here nigga's
Rest of the Homo's : Ok nigga i wanna play some WoW anyway
Homo #1 : seen yo styll wun Ez

by KillaJJ June 28, 2006

cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos

Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time

by Street Racer X February 14, 2008