crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo

(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.

by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008

Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.

Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010