crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

Cranksta

a fake gangsta,a bitch nigga,a gangsta on crack

fake,phony,a wanna be gangsta

by Lil Stress November 18, 2003

Dusty Crankshaft

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

by deichert June 14, 2008

crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crankstars

Z103 Morning Show listeners in East Idaho who crank up their radio's volume during songs that they love as much as the hosts, Brad and Tara, do.

"Ah, yeah... it's FRIDAY! Here's a jam for the Crankstars!"

by bnt_enterprises March 19, 2010

Crankapuss

When all your dad does is bitch about everything/

"Dad is such a crankapuss" " all you do is fucking crankapuss around"

by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018