Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

kerb crawling

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

cradling

when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect

jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical

by wartoendallwars June 18, 2018

crawling in my skin

The feeling of withdrawling from heroin. When you cannot sit still u feel like you have to just jerk joints n muscles truly the worst feeling ever.

God Im Crawling In My Skin.. I Need Those Little Grains!

by JohnnyGenious July 9, 2011

steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground

"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"

by Crab Master June 6, 2009

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019