cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.

don't fuck with me, nigga, i got COUSINS!

by Nips711 April 7, 2009

cousin

Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.

Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.

by Angelacia July 25, 2007

cousin

On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.

No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.

by doncoz August 31, 2004

cousin

homie, friend, associate, partner

me and my cousin went to her party.

by someone May 13, 2005

cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018