Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.

Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*

by Shuajo May 9, 2011

cousend

The mix of the two words, cousin and friend.

Miley Cryrus is my cousend.

by drmoose October 18, 2015

Cousband

When a woman for Alabama marries her cousin who then becomes her husband it is called COUSBAND

Me:What is your relationship with this man
Her: Yeah he is my cousband

by Bloodyape September 18, 2018

cousband

cousin/husband
eg. prince phillip

“must be hard for Queen Elizabeth to lose her cousband. RIP bozo.

by bugjar333 April 9, 2021

Couseng

That means that COUSENG IS THE GANG

Couseng1 : COUSENG IST DIE GANG

Couseng2: Jungeee Couseng ist so die Gang AHHHH

by Couseng November 22, 2021

Cousband

When you marry your cousin, then he becomes your husband.

Yep. That's my Cousband. Dont ask any questions.

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Cousband

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

by 011000110 May 8, 2022