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Red Couched 

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
Red Couched by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

cooched up 

When something or someone makes your peepee stand up
Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!
cooched up by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

Couchdog 

A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.
IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers
Couchdog by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008

Chew Coughed 

When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.
Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.
"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."
cotched by Ashmanok February 20, 2007

couchuddle 

When two basically amazing people merge as one on a couch for about the length of 3 or 4 movies or the length of 1 season of How I Met Your Mother.
We couchuddled and it was awes.
couchuddle by couchuddler, duh April 12, 2010