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Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
by purefanny565 February 3, 2017
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Go coogs

The University of Houston pride slogan. What's unique about Go Coogs is that it can be used in any situation.
I'm having a great night! Go coogs!
-or-
I just got jumped in an alleyway. Go coogs.
by CougarStudent September 1, 2013
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A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
by Tbo8 August 24, 2017
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Downtown Coolsville

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.
Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville
by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021
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Coomsumer

An individual who has an unhealthy addiction and/or sexual excitement for brands and it's products.

A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.

They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.
"Oh yes! Disney is launching a Baby Yoda plushie. I want one! I want one! Oh god, in coomsuming".

"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"
by HellToCoom January 29, 2020
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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!
Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"
by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009
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Coonsias

coon, 70s hair, palm tree build, small-headed, crop-top wearing ass nigga. Also goes by yosias
Aye, coonsias
stfu coonsias
by Real12345678 August 31, 2021
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