cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

by Hu Jia September 17, 2004

cooked

to smoke marijuana and get very high

man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie

by cody watier January 3, 2006

Cook

To cop, buy, or acquire a highly hyped/coveted item.

Yeah man, I just cooked up some Supreme

by thehypegod May 17, 2018

Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

by myladythemistress January 20, 2010

Cooking

A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines

He was arrested for cooking

by Elissa.marie June 16, 2008

cook

One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.

I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!

by Druhmz November 19, 2005

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

by Betty Ford Prefect August 8, 2013