cuntwatch

cunt + twat + bitch = cuntwatch

A term for the worst female possible.

That girl is a complete cuntwatch!

by {name} May 17, 2010

Contratextualize

To make less sense in specific context than it does in abstract context. The obscuring of a definition by a context that does not make sense.

Lydia and Brian are walking down an empty road.

B: Why are you hanging onto the hem of my coat?
L: Because I'm small and afraid of getting lost in a crowd.

While Lydia's rationalization makes perfect sense in abstract, in the context of not having a crowd to get lost in, her rationalization is entirely misdirected. The sentence of explanation that precedes the sample dialogue contratextualizes.

by JohnKeats February 4, 2014

Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.

Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.

by ScootetCat August 6, 2016

cuntwatapus

1. The person to whom you must explain the information that they originally supplied.
2. The person that openly demonstrates the lack of qualifications for the position they currently occupy.

That cuntwatapus had me explain the receipt they sent to us!

You can tell that the attorney hired that cuntwatapus based solely on her looks.

by McClarenDesign October 25, 2017

Contratwistclusion

The narrative writing paradigm in which conflict leads to an unexpected reveal or twist and ultimately finds a conclusion from these elements.

It seemed I was the only person on the writing team who had even heard of contratwistclusion.

by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

Comtwatible

When you meet a person or people that at your kind of twat. And you just have to keep these people in your life.

I can't believe how Comtwatible we are.

by Adorable Dickhead June 16, 2021

Comtwatible

When you meet a person or people that are your kind of twat. You just need to keep them around.

I can't believe how Comtwatible we are.

by Adorable Dickhead June 16, 2021