heart confarction

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

conjuring

a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.

When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing !

by Albertina January 2, 2015

conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010

Conar

An incredible man that dedicated himself to the pleasuring of women, often referred to as 'The Karma Sutra King'.

HOLY SHIT! There goes Conar again, 7 chicks tonight!

by Alfred Hicks June 29, 2008

conjarmany

the normally long sausage like organ located between the legs of most males.

my conjarmany hurts

by chandrahasan yuvarajah March 1, 2004

Conjay

1: N. One who likes to party.
2: N. V. One with the tendency to imbibe copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Bob: Wow I drank way too much tequila last night!
Rick: Yeah, you really Conjayed!!

by Le Canadien February 3, 2010