Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

by nashvegas August 24, 2008

cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography

Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.

by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009

Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.

One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

i.imgur.com/
UtiME.jpg

by tlw3 August 17, 2011

cognoscent

when a person of typically superior knowledge and intelligence quite simply has momentarily last their capability to spell and mistakes this tragic butcher job of a word with the correct 'cognizant'

We need to be cognoscent of this going forward

by schmartee February 24, 2020

Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010

ratio cognoscendi

A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.

An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"

by americalovescanada February 8, 2012

Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004