Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

Cocktrap

Variant of the human mouth. Considered rude. Inflamatory when used talking to a guy.

Listen up and shut your COCKTRAP.

by Rolland69 October 17, 2006

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011

cocktrapscikle

A cold hearted woman who takes some form of gain from either sexual acts or the promise of sexual acts, and said gain causes an unreasonable amount of loss, pain or hardship to the person(s) supplying said gain.

For the woman to be a true cocktrapscikle, she must show either indifference or actual pleasure towards the suffering of the other party, more-so or equal to the actual gain she has made.

a cocktrapscikle can also be a pole or other metal item, which, when exposed to extreme cold temperatures creates a surface that, if a penis is applied to it, may cause said penis to freeze against it, and be unable to be freed without leaving behind a portion of said phallus.

Sue is bragging to everyone how she tricked Eric into selling her his car for 500 bucks because he thought she would give him a blowjob. I would avoid that one, she's a real cocktrapscikle!

Don't pee on that stop sign, Mike did that yeasterday and when he shook it off it became a cocktrapscikle!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 2, 2013

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016