Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

by Dagu33 March 26, 2019

clusterflake

clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)

"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."

"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."

by Dude I Flaked April 21, 2008

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

clusterfucken

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.

Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.

by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013

clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

by Loxxicle November 14, 2020

clusterfrak

syn. "clusterfuck." clean version of "clusterfuck" employing the jargon of the Battlestar Galactica universe; "frak" meaning "fuck."

clusterfrak It's a total clusterfrak, man!

by Ogg-the-Bull January 27, 2011

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004