clickshift

When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.

I was trying to click on that cat pic then the fucking clickshift got me!

by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015

clucking hen

Gossiping and/or complaining women. Women who talk, talk, and talk some more, usually about nothing of consequence.

Those women sound like just a bunch of clucking hens.

by tired of complaining November 22, 2013

5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

by Khamey January 30, 2010

cuckservative

A cuckservative is a self-styled "conservative" who will cravenly sell out and undermine his home country's people, culture, and national interest in order to win approval with parties hostile or indifferent to them.

This cuckservative just spent 20 minutes trying to convince a group of communists that he really isn't as racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic as they said he was for supporting the free market. They didn't care.

by Ovenmitts July 29, 2015

Cluckin bell

A taco bell KFC resteraunt spoof in the GTA series

i went to the cluckin bell and shot a rpg at the cashier.

by DONT LOOK HERE! November 27, 2009

clucky

a woman who wants to have a baby

she saw her friends baby and became clucky

by AnonCumSlut August 16, 2021

Dildo chucks

Two dildos strung together so they may be wielded like a weapon.

If anyone tries to rape me, I'll beat their ass with my dildo chucks.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009