Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

Clintoon by Dave December 18, 2003

cliffwood 

A very kind and caring person. Just like a cliff there’s more inside that person. You are unique!

I hope you had a great day, Cliffwood!

cliffwood by Maj Pants June 7, 2021

chitwood

A dumb-fuck who doesn't care about a fucking thing in life.

I'm such a chitwood today man.

chitwood by gabriel chitwood December 31, 2016

Clintoon

Parody of President Clinton's last name. Created by Republicans who are righteously indignant that he had SEX in the WHITE HOUSE with a WOMAN.

Often used by Republicans to deflect attention from failures of George W. Bush shrub

Republicans hate Clintoon because they're uptight about sex.

Clintoon by Dems Rules November 13, 2006

Clintrod 

1a. (adj.) Used to describe the feeling after the penis ejaculates.

2a. (n) A wooden (or other material) pole used to find the depth of ones personal well.

3a. (n) A person who feels the need to test how much slander is needed to piss off a Microsoft CEO.

1b. My Clintrod penis is now fully abused and to touch it again would be un-imaginable.

2b. Just let me get my Clintrod for this here well, which is oddly small.

3b. CEO - Did you see how that man treated me? Only a fucking Clintrod could have done this to a CEO of Microsoft

Clintrod by Cody F. October 26, 2006

cliffwood beach 

part of old bridge on the jersey shore

cliffwood beach is very small

cliffwood beach by Dizzy Di January 14, 2009

clitwood 

the swelling, enlargement or hardening of the clitoris; always associated with sexual arousal

That guy across the room with the tight ass and the gorgeous smile, gave me instant clitwood.

clitwood by sassytxscorpio November 18, 2011