Clintrod 

1a. (adj.) Used to describe the feeling after the penis ejaculates.

2a. (n) A wooden (or other material) pole used to find the depth of ones personal well.

3a. (n) A person who feels the need to test how much slander is needed to piss off a Microsoft CEO.

1b. My Clintrod penis is now fully abused and to touch it again would be un-imaginable.

2b. Just let me get my Clintrod for this here well, which is oddly small.

3b. CEO - Did you see how that man treated me? Only a fucking Clintrod could have done this to a CEO of Microsoft

Clintrod by Cody F. October 26, 2006

Clintradiction 

1. A contradictory statement, often used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get support from a group that they had previously alienated (often times alienating a new group in the process).

2. A blatant lie.

3. Any statement made by Hillary Clinton.

Billy: I thought Hillary Clinton said she was allowed to use the private server though!
Bobby: Everything she says is a Clintradiction , how are you still surprised?

Vegans who eat pepperoni are such clintradictions.

Americans, statistically, prefer Trumps nonsense to Hillary's Clintradictions.

There are far too many clintradictions in the political landscape today.

Clintradiction by Richard P. Baller July 6, 2016

Clintradiction 

1. A Contradictory statement used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get votes that they previously alienated, often alienating more voters.

2. A blatant lie

3. Used to describe almost anything Hillary Clinton has said in her attempt to grub power.

An example of a clintradiction is when Bush said "they have weapons of mass destruction", but didn't find any or have any reason to believe there were any.

Bill: i'm a strict vegetarian, but i regularly eat bacon.
Bobby: That statement is a clintradiction and accurately reflects Hillary Clintons views on literally any given issue.

(insert quote by Hillary here)

Clintradiction by Richard P. Baller July 6, 2016