Clarty

Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

Clarty

Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.

The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.

by Madensky July 31, 2011

Clarty

Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.

Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Certy

Shortened phrase replacing certified

Oi Ben chuck us a certy road bev

by Alittleawkward January 27, 2017

Certy

Urban word for describing someone who is authorised or has experience in the streets.

“My resume is still certy”

by KingKong65 February 21, 2021

clorty

an unwashed person of unkept appearance

that tramp looks a clorty person

by jim feeney November 8, 2006