Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

Cermet

Best doggo. Needs lot of feed and lost of watair and even MOAR CHICKAIN. Always wants anttention and is prone to crying. Make sure to let yur squaremet make frens with other doggo named Paesh and Marpel.

Cermet: Hello am Cermet am need chickain and love from humAN jenna
The entire internet: Fuck yes

by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

st clements college

St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion

Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you

by Tobey maguire May 25, 2019

Sweet clem

Orignating from a sweet juicy clementine but is used as a euphemism for a sweet sweet vagina

Boy 1: I'm horny
Boy 2: me too, I have a craving for sweet clem

by Clamey February 13, 2014

Clementine

An adorable bad-ass girl from the walking dead game . She's quite strong for her age and has survived throughout the years . In season 1 he met a guy called lee , he took care of clementine for a while . Clementine's family had already died . Lee sadly died after a while & clementine was with another group . She's grown now & has become independent . Clementine was voiced by : Melissa Hutchinson ( a voice actor ) .

Girl 1 : hey do you know clementine from TWDG ?

Girl 2 : yes !!! she's my favourite character from the game .

by RandomGirl1011 August 11, 2014

Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006