Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.

by Chubbsy December 10, 2013

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

that’s SO Clampett

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

C-Clamp

When you are working a girl's clit with your thumb, and you stick a finger, usually middle, (off the same hand) in her ass. Similar to the shocker. Also, a litmus test for anal.

I was working working her clit, and C-Clamped her, she liked it.

by wode May 29, 2009

clampetty

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016

Clamp Juice

A drink that gives you godly clamps even against the sauciest of players

Bro let me get some clamp juice, this dude about to break me otherwise.

by Lil_Femur June 2, 2018

Cowboy Clamp

When a cowboy uses his muscular thighs to block all the airways of a victim until death. Tea Bagging occurs.

Vern put Jeremiah in his cowboy clamp at work today.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020