2 definitions by Chubbsy

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
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a fat person that is extremely unatractive and is annoying. a fat kid who thinks he is really tough. a fat kid who commits facepalms all day every day.
1. Girl 1- Can I have a dollar?

Chubbs- Yeah(Gives her a dollar)

Girl 1- (Leaves without thanking him).

As you can see he now thinks this girl likes him. this is an example of a facepalm
by Chubbsy May 13, 2010
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