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God Church

by DJFudrucker June 2, 2017
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The Church of Meg

A fictional religion (a loose parody the Catholic Church) for the actress Megan Prescott, who is currently playing Katie Fitch in the British TV show Skins.

Originally, the "religion" began when Meg declared in an interview that incest was "illegal." Because of that, when talk of Katie/Emily (who are twin sisters in the show) occurred, someone would point out that Meg would not approve, because incest is "illegal."

It became a rather popular thing to say amongst Skins fans (especially fans on Livejournal) and thus has evolved into a bigger joke, with fans even creating an intensive guide for the "religion."
01. The Church of Meg accepts all peoples, so long as they love Meg and her followers in kind, for She is great.

02. "So, says the Lord Meg, that those who oppose and do not believe in the word of Meg are punishable of stonem-ing, a religious condemnation that comes from being hit with a rock, loser."
by majesdane April 2, 2009
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Church Gutter

A term used to describe a woman’s attributes. And qualities. Can also be used to insult the opposite sex, mainly females because a male invented the term.
Look at the”church gutter” on her.
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Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
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Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck
Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead
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church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.
Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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