by Sonchez November 22, 2013
Get the Chatillon mug.The surname given to a Colombian legend. A Cantillo is a pure savage, one who tortures the mind to such a degree, that it is impossible for chance to respond. His Colombian heritage will always be the medium to which he lives and dwells on others. No matter what you say to him, Colombia will always be superior. He will convince you to release your sins and fall into his realm of Colombian appreciation. There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince him wrong about any subject, because you, in fact, are in the wrong, every time.
Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.
Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.
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Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"
Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"
by otter101 April 29, 2019
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Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.
by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020
Get the cuntillectual mug.The planet cuntillia is a pink and black planet in the solar system discovered in July 29th 2005 it is said to be home to many different life forms
Cuntillia Also means beauty royal/royalty and elegance
Cuntillia Also means beauty royal/royalty and elegance
You look so cuntillia today
You are now a cuntillia queen congratulations
Wow look at that planet cuntillia it’s so cool
You are now a cuntillia queen congratulations
Wow look at that planet cuntillia it’s so cool
by Orgazma cuntillia désyns January 3, 2022
Get the Cuntillia mug.1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006
Get the cuntillion mug.great school...better then OHS the fcker above me who started talkin shit why dont you bring your ass to tilly and say it to our face we'll show ya some school spirt
by gfkurselfohs May 2, 2005
Get the Chantilly mug.Individual who pretends to be interested in local issues in order to gain election to the local council. In fact they just want to get rich developing their own property and spend all their time licking the arses of planning officials and their friends, who are also district councillors.
Bob Slime was as well known as a district councillor as he was for demolishing old ladies houses and building shit awful flats.
by Spleenvent June 4, 2007
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