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chumptard

tejota, a.k.a. "dutchboy" (someone worse than a bonafide douchebag)
If you complelty dominate someone at something they cease to be who they are and become a complete chumptard, e.g. When playing madden 08 I make my chumptard cry because i beat him so bad, but the real reason he cries is because his vagina is so sandy and he has come to the inevitable realization that he is now a chumptard!
by billfrombaghdad August 31, 2007
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Chumptard

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt
Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.
by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020
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Cuplord

A sex position were you place your girlfriends bra on your head and scream: "I am the lordkeeper of those those titties now!!" and you hold them tits tight while doing the deed.
I can be your cuplord if you want 🥺👉👈
by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.
Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!
by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020
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cumplode

A short-hand version for, "shooting your load." It literally means, exploding with cum. Cumplode!!
Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Bill: My dick.
Joe: Nice.
Bill: Let's cumplode!
Joe: Hott!
*cumplode*
by mellamojd May 20, 2009
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Chumpled

To choke in sport
Berdych chumpled the twelfth game of the second set to Rafa in the 2010 Wimbledon final.
by ZaZopolis July 7, 2010
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chuglord

A person who always dogs the boys due to a severe video game addiction, in particular the video game “Rust”.
“Damn, Liam Goodwin is ghosting me because he is too busy playing Rust. What a chuglord.”
by IJustWastedT'sTimeLol November 8, 2019
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