chumplord 

often misunderstood as possibly being a positive thing with the use of lord, chumplord is very negative in nature. ultimately being lord of the chumps makes you the lowest of the low. the lowest chump of them all.

EX: "man that devin kid that always drinks all the beer and passes out in the corner is such a chumplord." "lets draw on him."

chumplord by dumpymcdumperson October 21, 2015

chunklord 

A fatty.

Hit the gym, chunklord.

chunklord by Sky Commander Winkie July 18, 2017

cumlordian 

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

divine cumlord by gindertopia March 6, 2010

Cumlord 

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

cumlord 

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

cumlord by koki bolls August 11, 2021

Chumpled 

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

Chumpled by Waterking February 27, 2019