Chonger

A person of East Asian ethnicity, who lives in Western society ;but has no grasp of English. Often sell items on ebay; that say they are distributed from your country, but on arrival turn out to be from Hong Kong.

"That chonger bitch refused to refund my money on the broken item she sent, and says I can keep the broken piece of shit if I take $7 dollars as a refund , instead of the $27 I paid!"
"The instructions aren't in English, they only have instructions in chonger language."
"There aren't many dog owners in this area, I can tell because the place is packed with chongers."

by LaCuntra VanDyke August 07, 2018

Chongers

A chonger is a short and fat set of fingers on one's hand.

Billy! That guy has fatass chongers !!

by Larissam June 14, 2016

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

Chongers

This is the term used to define huge breasts.

Bill: "Do you think Amy is hot?"
Ted: "Her face is ok, but she has the biggest chongers of all time!"

by The_Juggernaut June 11, 2010

goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

by viriondash May 26, 2023

Chonger

A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE DICK

Wow you've got quite the Chonger there

by JUSCALLMEDADDY July 20, 2016

Chonger

A uk slang term for a vape. Often used in secondary schools.

The teacher nearly saw the chonger bruv

by Alanreet April 11, 2025