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cheesefumes

The odour eminating from a penis whose owner has neglected to wash it. Such as D. McGowan of Merseyside.
"Dominic opened the top of his trousers to scratch his balls but was hit by immediate cheesefumes."
by dickytoon January 22, 2009
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Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.
Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.
by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014
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National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.
"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"
by King of the Rats September 29, 2020
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cheesesack

1. A word that, when placed on a triple word score in the board game scrabble, scores the player two points.

2. A sack of cheese (archaic).
Cheesesack! BAM! Triple word score! That's worth...two points!
by TH89 February 4, 2005
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cheesecock

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.
Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."
by Master Cheese January 22, 2008
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Cheesedick Rock

1. Creed.
2. Nickel Back
3. A genre of music with roots associated with Dishwalla, Vertical Horizon, and Third Eye Blind to name a few, but was perfect by the likes of Creed and Nickelback. Mostly commercial music based on similar or exact same chord progressions, lame drum lines, and stealing lyrics or music.
4. Any new commercial band, especially those on TRL or MTV during prime time or bands that don't even write their own music.
Bobby: I saw a clip of Creed's video where Scott Stapp was on a plateau.
Roadskid: That's ever video, he finds a way to be on a mountain top.
Bobby: I hate that Cheesedick Rock.
Roadskid: If you looked up Cheesedick Rock in the dictionary I bet you'd see Creed.
by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007
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cheesefake

That no-bake cheese cake in a box. It's fake cheesecake. Hence, cheesefake!
Cheesefake is the poorman's cheesecake.
by Catharina April 13, 2008
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