cheese-whiz

When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.

"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"

by hkgasd October 7, 2007

cheese-whiz

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.

"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."

by Andon September 8, 2006

cheese whiz poop

When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.

"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"

by Honey Blumpkins January 21, 2017

gettin crazy with the cheese whiz

(adj) a phrase that describes the extremely crazy or eager antics of a person. Or how into the topic or action a person is.

Brent was straight gettin crazy with the cheese whiz when he was talkin about goin space dockin or givin a Jackson Pollock while at work!

by Wes Sizzle June 18, 2007

satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.

Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

by I EAT PUPPIES April 9, 2006

Mexican Cheese Whiz

When a latina woman has a vaginal infection causing her to release a yellow discharge.

I went down on Consuela last night but I had to get the fuck out of there when I saw her Mexican cheese whiz.

by Macgilroa May 25, 2010

ladled on the cheese whiz

When a movie is just a little too heavy handed

The foreshadowing of the themes in Blumhouse's Truth or Dare really ladled on the cheese whiz.

by The Flopcat October 17, 2018