chauncey mchamhands

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.

I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!

by Ricrah December 3, 2015

chance perez

Chance perez is a unique singer with a two year old (adorable) daughter named Brooklyn. He has an interesting quest ahead of him with his other band mates Brady, Sergio, Michael Conor, and Drew i know he will make it a give a great future and education to Brooklyn!

Chance perez is a loving and caring father for his daughter Brooklyn and has a bright joyful career in front of him!

by Faith.T October 3, 2017

chance would be a fine thing

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

by Zoetropper October 1, 2020

Chanceller Rizz

A person with the upmost highest rizz in the universe. Named after Chanceller. Also known as the god of rizz.

- Hey do you have Chanceller Rizz Chanceller

- Yeah, Yeah-eh, Yeah

by the hood gonna love it December 17, 2022

Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017