celibate slut

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.

You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

by StillHere June 15, 2008

New Celibate

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.

I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!

by GingyStew December 30, 2011

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

celibate siren

A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.

She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.

by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013

emotionally celibate

The state or condition of not giving a fuck.

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."

by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018

literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!

by Arelya March 26, 2009

Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.

He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!

by Arealmotherfarker November 27, 2016