1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.
2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.
3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.
2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.
3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.
Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?
Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.
Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?
Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)
Doug: *High Five*
Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.
Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?
Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)
Doug: *High Five*
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Get the Sex Cauldron mug.CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.
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Get the calderize mug.Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011
Get the Jo Calderone mug.The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.
It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.
It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.
It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!
Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
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