A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.
Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes
Compliments
Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes
Compliments
Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."
by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009
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Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
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An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
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My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
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The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
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"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"
"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"
"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"
"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
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Get the caning it mug.Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band was a single recorded by Meco, taken from the album Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk. It hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100 on October 1 in 1977, holding on to the spot for two weeks. It was also remixed by Ash in disc two of their album Intergalactic Sonic 7's.
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