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Cannoli Drunk

The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
by Beerisgood May 8, 2015
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Ass Cannoli

Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.
"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."
by Schmutz June 12, 2016
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Chocolate Cannoli

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.
by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018
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Cannoli Sisters

Female version of tunnel buddies. When more than one girl shares the same penis.
Oh wait a minute you slept with Julio too? That totally makes us Cannoli Sisters!
by Bigbadblue98 and the BW3 Crew December 6, 2011
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Butthole cannoli

The act of curling your tongue up like a cannoli and sticking it in a butthole, the individual on the recieving end of the act often will scream HOLY CANNOLI! while its taking place
Hey Jerry did Sarah come over last night?

Yea she came over and I gave that crack whore the butthole cannoli!

My nigga!
by Big Daddy Hog Nuts June 14, 2011
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3rd party cannoli

During a gay male 3some one partner finishes in the others anus, and the 3rd partner sucks out the cream.
To make partner at my law firm I had to do the 3rd party cannoli with both partners.
by Legal Duck September 24, 2013
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Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.
This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident
by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014
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