camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Chinese Return

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

by MattLauer April 15, 2017

Chinese Brokkake Trap

Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.

Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.

by Benny Boy 6969 April 8, 2023

Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.

"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"

by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

chinesium

Any metal whose properties fail to meet the expectations for the role in which it is found, and whose source is probably "Made In China". "

My wrench broke in three places... It must be made of Chinesium!

by sparkycivic June 30, 2016

Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is an American Instagram Model, Video Creator and SongWriter. He is a social media freak who posts fashionable pictures of himself on Instagram. He also promotes brands, products and services via his Official Instagram Handle(@chinesepablo).

I saw the famous Instagram Model named Chinese Pablo at the Met Gala.

My brother got a follow from Chinese Pablo on Instagram last night.

Do you know which year Chinese Pablo was born in?

by Linda Hooks November 29, 2021