Potato Camera

A term used on YouTube to describe extremely low resolution videos.

This video was filmed with a potato camera.

God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.

by Bobmal April 22, 2012

Chastity Cage

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

caceres

No one fucks with Caceres's hurt any of caceres loved ones an you may have a chance of dying

Don't fuck with him he's a Caceres

by Chris325480 September 3, 2017

body camera

Video equipment attached to the body. Allows recording of events that can be preserved on tape. May be worn by adventurists, police officers or even animals.

I wear a body camera whenever I skydive.

I noticed a body camera on the officer when I got pulled over.

I put a body camera on my dog when we go hunting.

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2014

Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Camera Whoring

People who post a crap load of images of themselves online and say that they're ugly, so that they're friends can tell them otherwise. Most of these camera whores consist of overly concerned teenage girls who shamelessly spam edited pictures of themselves on several different social networking sites, most commonly Facebook. These girls practically live off of the responses they get from comments, always thriving on comments such as "NO, NO YOU'RE NOT UGLY DON'T SAY THAT" or "girl, u better not say ur ugly, ur gorgeousssss. :) "

Differentiating a picture that was created by a Camera whore:

- Taken in front of a mirror with a cellphone or camera in hand.

- Taken from weird angles.

- Are edited by usage of color, captions, stickers, etc.

- Some girls duck face or peace sign.

- Contained in an album where thousands of other pictures of themselves doing the same thing, in the same location are found.

- (for guys) Usually stand showing off their muscles that are somewhat nonexistent unless they're flexing.

It's self explanatory, yes. I mean, if you think you're ugly, then you shouldn't be posting a bunch of pictures of yourself, just like a camwhore.

Camera whoring-girl: *taking pictures of myself, duck sign, peace sign, everything*

*typing on the computer* "I LOOK SO UGLY IN THIS PICTURE! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY UGLINESS!"

Camera whoring-girl Now everyone will say nice things about me and tell me that I'm pretty!!!one!1111eleven!!eleventy-one!! <33333

by Kojie August 23, 2011

take it to the cage

Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.

Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.

Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.

by Eric Maan February 9, 2010