Cockmouth

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.

Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!

by Raebabe October 29, 2009

cockmouth

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth

Rachael is a cockmouth

by scarlett .k March 12, 2008

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

CockMouthPoopSlide

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

Cockmold Smell

A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).

Fuck that, I'm not eating at Cockmold Smell - I'd rather fuck your Canesten-using mom.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003