Coalaphobia

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal

“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017

by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

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Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

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Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

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camophobia

The fear of people who wear camo clothing

Stay away i have camophobia

by S i m m o July 7, 2006

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CADaphobia

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.

-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*

by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021

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