caunk

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

by bill November 6, 2003

caun

A thing that likes mullets too much (almost obsessed ). Can be really,really, be annoying sometimes. Thinks doing dip and drinking is cool. Really smart but just doesn't want to show it. Knows how to play the drums a little and likes PBR. Also, likes to act like or seriously get undressed in front of a audience.

Girl: wow, did you see that man, he looks like a Caun.
Boy: now you think of it, he does look like a Caun.

Lady: You are really acting like a Caun today.
Man that is acting like a 'Caun': oh, thank you, do you want me to unbutton my shirt for you.. or even just strip

(lol)

by Freklz May 17, 2018

Caunky

two words, Car and Funky...
when two people, mainly me and a hot chick, are in a car, and we decide to get funky, usualy from this unstable turn of events the world goes into a state of equilibrius implonation and the whole of mankind hear a loud noise sounding something like pathump

hot chick' ooh J ur so good
J' yer we gotta get Caunky more often
hot chick'~Pathump Pathump~

by J April 1, 2005

CaunBitch

Chief or top Bitchiest person you know

Alana is a caunbitch.

by Meangirl26sparkle February 7, 2018

Caunton

A town in the countryside of England that smells like cow shit and old people, and is 90% covered with nothing. Caunton is an actual village, but it can also be used as an adjective describing what a town, city or village is like.

"That is such a Caunton, Jerry."

by Jerry FickleFcClackle October 27, 2018

Caun

A Jewish Lawyer

Fuck

“Bro you’re a caun”

by Amg1026 July 7, 2020

cauner

Even though his name is spelled differently, doesn’t mean this man is the greatest guy you met. Cauner is a talented man who can get the job done with out complaining.

Cauner is such a good friend!

He is always there for you
He can bench 155

by Mojojohobksnahsnd November 23, 2023