caun 

A thing that likes mullets too much (almost obsessed ). Can be really,really, be annoying sometimes. Thinks doing dip and drinking is cool. Really smart but just doesn't want to show it. Knows how to play the drums a little and likes PBR. Also, likes to act like or seriously get undressed in front of a audience.

Girl: wow, did you see that man, he looks like a Caun.
Boy: now you think of it, he does look like a Caun.

Lady: You are really acting like a Caun today.
Man that is acting like a 'Caun': oh, thank you, do you want me to unbutton my shirt for you.. or even just strip

(lol)

caun by Freklz May 17, 2018

Caun 

A Jewish Lawyer

Fuck

“Bro you’re a caun”

Caun by Amg1026 July 7, 2020

caunch 

1. A dirty vagina
2. A dirty, smelly, raunchy looking pussy.
3. A video game controller

Damn thats a dirty caunch...
AKA F.U.P.A

caunch by Kole Millsap April 5, 2009

Caunter 

Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool

"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"

Caunter by dr snow December 12, 2016

Cauntface 

A word to bespurdge various associates via internet forums, it was widley used in greek times to describe the game which is now well known as "Table Tennis" or "Ping Pong", which obviously has changed throughout time. In 1994 the word was used firstly to insult football or "soccer" pundit, Mark Bright.

David Hasselhoff " Jump in my car I wanna take you...."

Peter Crouch " yo man, why dont u shut up you dirtly little cauntface"

Cauntface by Daveyboy Smith March 26, 2007

Saussie caunt 

A video from a Australian dude of a sausage (saussie) rolling and cooking evenly

The fookin Saussie caunt is evenly cooking itself

Saussie caunt by pepisman September 20, 2021

Caunt 

What you are if your cousin has a child.

Alexis, you are such a caunt!

Caunt by paisley_shirt September 25, 2011