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mushroomtip 

''I have a big mushroomtip.''
mushroomtip by Hootie McBoob August 14, 2003

Mushroom Tip Sauce 

Semen. The penis has a mushroom look to it; the sauce in this context is the semen that is ejeculated
That bitch was giving me head and when I came, she swallowed my mushroom tip sauce.
Mushroom Tip Sauce by ESA-Man June 29, 2009

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

mushrooming 

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
mushrooming by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

going mushrooming 

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

Mushroomtypical 

Exhibiting the qualities, traits, or characteristics that identify a kind, class, group, or category of mushroom tips.
It was soo mushroomtypical of john to wrap his sack in ed's towel.
Mushroomtypical by channy jack April 5, 2009
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