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bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
by Phungguy June 1, 2006
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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.
When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.
by blakebears2010 October 7, 2009
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Barnyard Sampler

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
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Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019
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Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
by Niverslice May 26, 2020
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barnyard

A woman who has multiple cocks inside of her, often a woman who takes part in a gangbang.
Damn check out that barnyard, she's got 5 cocks in her.
by dudeman11 April 14, 2008
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