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butterscotch jellybeans

this is what you tell kids that BJ stands for.
Kid "dad what does BJ stand for?"
Dad "it stands for butterscotch jellybeans"

Buttersloth 

A Buttersloth is a Sloth that's so slippery it slides right in your ass.
"Better get a Cork, or the ButterSloth will feel at home inside your anal cavity."

buttersmooch 

buttersmooch - A person, esp. at work, wants to pick on people, but wants to kiss bosses' butts, and it becomes painfully obvious to everyone.
That Daria turned out to be a real buttersmooch.

Butterscotching 

The act of creepily talking to woman, children, and dogs an adult male should not be talking to and offer candy to. Can also be used for someone who is aggressively and forcefully over friendly to the point of discomfort.
There goes Dude butterscotching!
Butterscotching by Candy cop August 5, 2018

bumbershoot 

1. A three day music festival in seattle during which everyone is either drunk or high.
2. The original word for umbrella.
1. Man i was tripping balls at bumbershoot, i dont remember a thing...
2. Excuse me miss, have you seen my bumbershoot?
bumbershoot by Gabriel J September 5, 2006

Butterscotch pregnancy 

When a dude fucks a chick in the ass and his gizz mixes with hier shit and leaks into her pussy hole, and she becomes pregnant.
Eric's mom got fucked in the ass and his dad's butterscotch fell in her pussy hole, and he was born by a butterscotch pregnancy