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Buttered 

When you clutch up, and as you are enjoying the moment get brutally interopted ruining your previous success.
Dan: hey, Johnny did you get that squad fortnite win

Johnny: No, I knocked 3 and the last one pumped me

Dan: damn you buttered that shit
Buttered by Bingo Ben June 12, 2018

Buttered 

Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
Buttered by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020

buttered 

when you get ignored for a really long time and not given solid reason
wow, I can't believe you are buttering me right now. i feel so buttered. how dare you.
buttered by moooooor September 18, 2021

buttered 

The Algebra PhDs were probably buttered that the department didn't have enough Algebra classes but basically had two Brownian motion classes

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017

buttered toast 

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008