tird burgaler

a person who burgles your turds. or a person who steals crap out of somebody elses toilet.

I was at a paty with my friend colleen. later in the evening i had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom. I forgot to flush after I went back down stairs so I turned around, when I got to the bathroom... IT WAS GONE! i had been 'turd burgled!" I cant believe that i forgot to flush! That sonofabitch Deval patrick is a Tird burgaler!

by Long Dong Daniels February 18, 2011

Turd Burgaler

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

by Blay February 21, 2008

Turd Burgaler

A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.

Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''

by horney henry December 1, 2003

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by AmanWhoGotTheirNailsPainted April 10, 2017