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voting for buchanan 

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.
Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

Pat Buchanan 

Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.
Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.
Pat Buchanan by aleks June 10, 2004

Buchanan 

to accidentally cum in your own mouth while being jerked off or while jerking yourself off
I was having a pretty good day until I buchananed myself and threw up.
Buchanan by Deeaz October 18, 2010

James Buchanan 

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.
James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.
James Buchanan by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

The Buchanan 

Eating a sandwich while having sex with a girl.
"Dude, I just did the Buchanan this chick and a meatball sub!"
The Buchanan by Scolo :) January 22, 2009

grant buchanan 

hairyaxeniggercuntdickfuckfagwhoreprnispussyassbitchasscrackernegroinbuttfuckerclitchodetoecoochymotherfuckercumfagdildodikedouchefagdumbfuckbutterfuckupanalfudgegaywadheebhonkeylameasslesbianmotherfuckingmuffeaternigletnutsackweinerfaceprickprnisblowerqueefqueerholerimjobeatingfaggotshitbagskankassspookshitstaintwatwaffleclitlipdickmouthtesticlewipebitchass
"that man is such a grant buchanan"