burhanfan

A strange creature who appeared on earth approximately in the 1630's and died in 1643. His physical description is very bizarre, and has been described as having a blobbish sort of human-like body with a big head and instead of hair, random croppings of human fetuses each with a different random expression on its face popping out of his skull follicles. His very short life does not hide the fact that he made a remarkable impression on society at the time, largely due to his ability to be just really fuckin chill. It is not well known anymore, that on the fateful day of March 8th 1641, Burhanfan pwned the shit out of Santa Claus (well known at the time as a gigantic fuckass), then hit Claus' wife and 2 daughters in the shitter while Santa could do nothing but look on like the gigantic twat licker he was. Burhanfan basically owned shit. He was killed in 1643, on another fateful day in november, when he attempted to give a school of box jellyfish simultaneous dirty comanches. Although he was injected with enough toxin to kill 662 squirrels, he was still able to mutter on the brink of death: "just purgin'".

SANTA: Wurd bitch.
BURHANFAN: Someone's gonna get their dickhole smashed!
(Santa gets dickhole smashed so hard)

GIRL: Sup burhanny!
BURHANFAN: Bitch u don't call me no nickname! Now turn around, Im'a purg the shit outta ur rump!

burhanfan by Fan of Burhanfan February 11, 2008

James Buchanan Barnes 

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

Buchanan 

A name that deserves the utmost respect. The descendants of a warrior clan in Scotland. A force to not be reckoned with.

Man that guy's scary!
Yup... He's a Buchanan.

Buchanan by Sharingan master 77 July 21, 2015

James Buchanan 

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.

(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!

James Buchanan by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 4, 2010

Dirty Buchanan 

whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's

Brazil was great until my douchbag friend gave me a Dirty Buchanan

Dirty Buchanan by gay, homo, fag, asshole, DP August 12, 2009

tanner buchanan 

hes so sexy i love him so much

also watch cobra kai okay bye

tanner buchanan is swag and sexy

tanner buchanan by ouuuswankyyy March 4, 2021

Pat Buchanan 

Politician, who wrote speeches for Nixon, Ford and Reagan. Some people would say he's a diehard conservative. He would say he's a traditional conservative. He thinks that the GOP has shifted from its original values. Had the nerve to quit the party. Doing this, he knew he would never have any chance to win a Presidential election.

Pat Buchanan is the only one who is faithful to his original ideas, and consistent in his speeches.

Pat Buchanan by Nicolas Dolisy December 28, 2005