Definitions by bruh17777

Dream

1) A cheater

2) A vivid nocturnal hallucination
3) An aspiration for the future

1) Dream so obviously cheated, why do his stans keep defending him?
2) I had the craziest dream last night!
3) I dream of flying to Mars.

Dream by bruh17777 August 23, 2021

James Buchanan 

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

James Buchanan by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

Donald Trump 

(1) Not the worst president ever, but only because James Buchanan bent time and space to be worse.
(2) Loser of the 2020 US Presidential Election.

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.

Donald Trump by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

Chris Wallace 

The last remaining bastion of journalistic integrity on Fox News. Moderator of the infamous first Joe Biden-Donald Trump presidential debate.

Chris Wallace did the best he could on that debate, but there was no controlling it.

Chris Wallace by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

The New York Times 

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.

Did you see that new article in The New York Times?

The New York Times by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

SMBC 

Short for Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, a popular webcomic in the same vein of humor as xkcd. Recurring themes include pro-robot revolution propaganda and philosophically literate children.

SMBC has a hilarious inferiority complex over xkcd.

SMBC by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

Kerbal 

Adjective used for describing engineering projects (specifically rockets, aircraft, or spacecraft) that are massively over-engineered, have a remote chance of working as intended, or are otherwise absurd. From the game Kerbal Space Program, a popular spaceflight simulator where the player controls the space program of the titular Kerbals, a race of little green men who, in the words of one developer, "only do the wrong thing all the time, and have stumbled into being an interstellar civilization."

The Sea Dragon was so kerbal!

Kerbal by bruh17777 May 5, 2021