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bumcheese

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.
i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.
by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006
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Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.
Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)
by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009
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Bumchala

A Bumchala is a girl weighing anywhere between 210 lbs and 280 lbs. When a Bumchala is spotted, you have to do the Big Bumchala dance. The Big Bumchala dance is a lot of side to side and shaking movement. Big Bumchala dance is best completed when with partners.
"There are a lot of Bumchala's at this party."
by Sixtythr33 October 3, 2009
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Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.
Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?
by PervyP May 21, 2008
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Bumchin

1. Having a chin that resembles an asscrack.
Wow, you have a really ugly bumchin under your mouth!
by Bithicus May 13, 2005
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bumchuck

A word that one might call someone who is a pretty good friend.
A combination of the words bum and woodchuck.
Hey bumchucks, what's going on?
by Mike Howes January 19, 2005
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bumcheeks

heehee bumcheeks lmao hahahaahahah also known as buttocks and also known as ass also known as bum yeh that bout it bumcheeks!!!
oooohh...chk out those bumcheeks!!lol
by uz January 7, 2005
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