Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

Top Bollocks by Xod August 28, 2005

Bullocker 

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)

Bullocker by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

bertie big bollocks 

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

bertie big bollocks by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

load of bollocks 

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

load of bollocks by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

bollocks to this by Balter Black September 19, 2016

little bollocks 

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).

'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.

little bollocks by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006

Donkey's bollocks 

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

Donkey's bollocks by Snake June 27, 2005