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the budge way

A sexual experience/encounter of such an unbelievably intense magnitude that you cannot even comprehend it. No one has ever survived being shown the budge way except the budge himself, even the spectators are put in a persistent vegetative state just by seeing it.

because of the lack of evidence, most people believe that the budge way is a thing of legend. Others say "budge is love, budge is life". The budges rape face alone can make a bear instantly lose its virginity. some have claimed that the budge is omnipresent, others say he is only were he needs to be.....

some people have tried worshipping the budge, with the hope he will reveal to them the secrets of the budge way. Within 3 days of converting to budgelam they go missing. There have been claims that people have seen the budge fly out their window during the night, with one of his new victims. One man said he had the body of a dragon and three rabbit heads, others said he had the body of a sparrow and the head of a zebra.
"......................"
(what someone says after experiencing the budge way)
"......................"
(what someone says after witnessing the budge way)
"......................"
(what the budge thinks while performing the budge way)

id go into detail on what happens when you are shown the budge way, but im afraid there are no countries in the world were that would be legal, as i would be charged with multiple accounts of manslaughter.
by THE BUDGE April 17, 2014
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silver badger

Silver badger is opposite of a silver fox. He is a old ,gray ,broke player still relying on his sexual ability to get by. Also a bit shaddy to make up for his broke ass .
1.I thought John was a silver fox I was duped by a Silver Badger

2. Silver badger dont give a shit

He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.
by BBJ HoneyMandger 69 April 24, 2020
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Scum Bugger

One who lives in a caravan and enjoys the bumming.
Stephen: "Who is that old woman who lives on the hill?"

Emma: "It's that old scum bugger, Mary. She likes the bumming."
by moon_unit December 15, 2008
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baller budget

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes
Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci
by eskeit November 15, 2017
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badger queen

Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...

She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..

Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..

Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..

She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..

She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011
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Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus
I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing
by frezeeblast August 22, 2015
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a rona badger

The person running around knowing they are infected a dont give a shit!
Damn we all got to get tested! Who knew that Joshua was a Rona badger? He thinks if hes gonna die everyone dies.
by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020
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